fuckyeahretailrobin:

Every time. My co-workers long since realised that I’m an avid Pokemon fan, so every time a Pokemon related question is asked, or someone wants advise on which games to buy, they hand the customer over with a little smile and a “This one’s yours”. It makes my day when I get to have heated discussions with little kids about Pokemon.

YESSSSSSSSSS

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “SHIFT ENDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. CUSTOMER CALLS TO YOU ON YOUR WAY OUT THE DOOR.”

Bottom Text: “CAN YOU HELP ME FI—” “I DON’T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON’T EXIST TO ME..”]

Normally, I’d be more than happy to help steer any customers t the right dept/ help them find another associate, but these last minute christmas shoppers are wearing me thin haha!

I DON’T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON’T EXIST TO ME

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fuckyeahdisneysongs:

A Whole New World - Aladdin

had this song in my head the whole day ugh

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tr4nsit:

I just peed everywhere

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treekisser:

Think before you buy that bottled water or say yes to that bag in the checkout line…

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im just a bit creeped out rn

Anonymous asked: Becaise you're skinny but curvy I used to look at you sometimes in school

omfG WUT