January 2012
thisishangingrockcomics:
If I took a shot for every New Years party I wasn’t invited to I’d be shitfaced by now.
December 2011
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
OH AND TODAY I WAS PEER PRESSURED INTO CUTTING MY HAIR BY MY MOM, GRANDMA AND SALON LADY :(
MY HAIR NO LONGER LOOKS POCAHONTAS-ESQUE
ITS TOO SHORT AND IM NEVER GOING OUT AGAIN
loljake said: me 2 i aint got no man to impress nawwwww
lollll i never brush my hair or anything.when guys hit on me at work I always think “wtf what part of me do you find attractive ew” lol
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i could be kind of pretty if i actually bothered taking care of myself and putting make up on and shit.
but then I see no point and end up looking like a monster everyday :)))
sailorvicky:
i just want to get married in disney world already
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
ME TOO ANKLGAKGNSKL;
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